For everyone who keeps asking.
- Standard order: double espresso, splash of oat milk on the side. Not in. On the side.
- Cold day order: flat white, no sugar.
- Pretending-I-don’t-need-caffeine order: decaf cortado. Always disappointing. I should know better.
- Afternoon order: never coffee. A pot of mint tea, the kind with whole leaves, and a small piece of dark chocolate if they have it.
There is no reason to vary this. I have varied it. The variations are wrong.